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Greetings Most Awesome Kingdom in the Known World,
Before announcing this months contest.. It’s the winners from last month:
I am pleased to announce the winners from last months contest. Though we do not have awesome prizes you do have the right to put this on your SCA resumes and lord it over the heads of your friends who did not win.
Third Place:
Robert Peterson: ““My noble lords, I do not see any giants. All I see are windmills.””
Second Place
Arianna “Come on, let’s keep looking, there has to be a better candidate for the fourth horseman. This guy just doesn’t have the right vibe for Famine…”
And the Winner
Aoife: “Does this duck make my butt look big? Seriously, guys, are you even looking? Pay attention. Does this duck make my butt look big?”
Congratulations.
This month features two of Æthelmearc’s best; Duke Maynard and Sir Stefan Ulfkelsson. Please use the reply function to add your caption. Last month we had over 17 entries and a whole lot of viewers. Lets go for even more this month! Please make sure you hit like next to the captions you like as they count as votes. You can vote for all of them.
YIS,
That Guy Phil
From Amalie Reinhardt:
“I’ll demonstrate. It goes like this. You put your left hand in…”
and
“Pay no attention to the King hiding behind the parapet”
“There in the clearing amongst the clouds do I see the Ghost of our Forebears looking down upon us”
“Good Knight I do believe he is over your shoulder to the left”
“I do see him over there your Grace, smiling upon us on this day of our most epic battle”
“I’m pretty sure he is to your left up in the castle.”
“No Your Grace I do see him there, beyond the snow fence near the Icee vendor.”
“No that would be my Squire Maestro Filipo covered in flour. The Spirit you are looking for is to our left and up in the tower.”
“Does your Squire often get in such messes?”
“Unfortunately yes.”
Hey….is Aurthur’s ghost still watching???
Uhh yeah….pretty sure he is…. Damn creeper
Duke Maynard: What? Behind the rabbit?
Sir Stefan: Well that’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you’ve ever set eyes on!
“I’m a little tea-pot, short and stout … “
From Duchess Anna: “Lets pretend we are doing something important in case that guy on the castle is real…”
From Amalie Reinhardt: “Look! A distraction!”
From Amy Simeister: “”My Lord, Picture it. Nothing but fallen foes as far as the eye can see. How you ask? Slaughtered by the ladies of your own Hael of course.””
Moving on from “Wack-A-Count”, the “Escarbuncle Ferris Wheel” goes over there, right between the “Roast Beast” and the “Ales of Ye Knowne Worlde” concessions. Yes, Æthelmearcland will be ready to open in August as planned.
Maynard: “I’d like the Ducal Burger with extra cheese…”
Stefan: “Look! They DO have onion rings!”
Voice from above: “Would you like fires with that?”
Stefan: “See, Your Grace? The world is getting smaller, if I do this…my whole hand disappears.”
Maynard: : “I see…it really IS a small world after all.”
Duke Maynard and Sir Stefan conducting a class on the proper technique for invisible one-handed archery.