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An SCA device can be viewed as a Rohrschach test to learn more about the Scadian who registered it. Let’s see what these devices tell us about their owners, shall we?
Here are 16 actual registered devices of people in Æthelmearc. Please note that this is all intended in good fun, and since most of these belong to people we call friends, we hope it’s taken that way!
1. You like to stick needles in Scotsmen’s kilts. Or sometimes maybe into the Scotsmen.
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2. You have a complicated relationship with deer.
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3. You have no interest in drawing anything but straight lines.
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4. You may have a slight fixation on swords.
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5. You played too much Frogger as a kid.
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6. You have some pretty bizarre nightmares.
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7. You’re a big fan of Dr. Seuss.
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8. You are a pool shark.
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9. You are practicing to be a hypnotist.
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10. You have a little list of people you want to shoot. Nine of them, to be precise.
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11. You are obsessed with the musical “Cats.”
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12. You like people to think you’re just a sweet, non-threatening girl. Then when they get close enough, you stab them.
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13. You are secretly an alien who came here from another planet.
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14. You have murder on your mind.
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15. You really dig French vampires.
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16. We… uh… just… what?
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Bonus points if you can identify the owners of these arms!
Happy April Fool’s Day!
It’s all Arianna’s fault.
All images taken from the Æthelmearc Kingdom Roll of Arms, which is maintained by Mistress Alheydis von Körckhingen.
RE: #14 — No, no, no. Not murder. I’m just very unkind!
(My preferred blazon is “Or, an unkindness”, but the college wouldn’t buy that.)
For the bonus points!!!
1.) Alison of Many Isles
2.) Angus MacBain
3.) Arianna of Wynthrope
4.) James Irvin
5.) Juan Miguel Cezar
6.) Giles de Beauchamps
7.) Honnoria of Thescorre
8.) Robert l’Etourdi
9.) Sumayya al Ghaziyya
10.) Thomas de la Cascade
11.) Rachel Dalicieux
12.) Caroline of Burgundy
13.) Cinnion map Liuelin map Higuel
14.) Cigfran Caer Gwalch
15.) Luceta di Cosimo
16.) Rhiannon y Bwa
Dagonell wins, but only on a technicality as he clearly looked them up. No one calls Master Quinn “James Irvin.”
Actually, I did about half of them from memory, however James Irvin was one of the ones that I had to look up.
Wonderful!!!!
Cheers for this LOL post!
Bonus points for the caption for #14. (If you don’t know why it’s funny, search for “collective nouns” on your favorite browser.)
Alicia
My Mom said I had duck feet when I was at an impressionable age. Rhiannon y Bwa, are we related?
Sorry, this is Una Duckfoot from Northshield. Vert, two duck’s legs addorsed Or.
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