Pennsic is undoubtedly one of the best places for people-watching, one never knows just what she might see…or hear.

Baroness Ekaterina Volkova has taken to sharing via social media some of the one-liners she has overheard at Pennsic. We’d like to share some of them with you and invite you to also share things you’ve overheard using the hashtag #ThingsHeardAtWar

Have fun!

“C.S.I.: Serengeti we are not”

“You do not want to die by a purple spork.”

“So what are you going to do tonight?”…”I don’t know. $50 worth of something”

“I would make a great island.”

“Is this sticky or did you just spit on it?”

“Gatorade is not a suggested Neti Pot solution”

“I am a one trick pony, but a lot of people want to see that pony.”

“Northshield- they are kinder and have more cheese.”

“The road to virtue is not documented by 10,000 selfies.”