Being the Chronicle of the Courts of Timothy and Gabrielle, King and Queen of Sylvan Æthelmearc, held on the fifteenth day of February, AS 54 (2020), at the world-renowned Ædult Swim practice, in the Shire of Abhainn Ciach Ghlais. Submitted by Lord Snorri skyti Bjarnarson, Jewel of Æthelmearc Herald.

The fifteenth Court of Their Majesties’ reign was a discreet affair. Their Majesties, having generously chosen to allow Their populace all the fighting time possible, called to order several small, roving courts in the afternoon.

This Roving Court first sought out the Lady Fede de Fiore and her peerless paramour, Lord Cassiano da Castello. The Queen spoke glowingly of all the various services this pair had done for her this reign, a constant presence as guards and retainers, as ready and willing hands before and after events, and as crafters of clothing. For these services, and many others, She saw fit to award them each with an Æthelmearc Award of Excellence, and gifts from her own hand as tokens of such.

Next, the Roving Court looked for and found Lord Jakob Krahe and Lady Jan Al-Tha’lab (called Fox), after they were lured into a back corner by a masterful subterfuge from Master Silvester. Their Majesties spoke gratefully of the work of Lord Jakob as their Captain of the Queen’s Guards, and for his dedication and care in performing this duty, made him a Baron of Their Court. They then turned to Lady Fox, and noted her many years of quiet, dedicated service, not only to the Royal household and the Duchy of Arindale, but also to the Sylvan Kingdom as a whole, as a provider of food and drink, and especially battlefield refreshments. For these, and sundry other small, and thought unnoticed, services, They named her a Baroness of Their Court.

There being no further business, the Sylvan Court of Æthelmearc was closed, and the Royal Household, with sundry retainers, courtiers, and various visiting dignitaries and Royalty, proceeded hence to Hoss’s, for victuals and deserts – with sprinkles for those such as were appropriate.


Lord Snorri skyti Bjarnarson

Jewel of Æthelmearc Herald